South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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