Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I had to cum in my sink.
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