The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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