i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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