i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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