i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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