Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
its not stalking. its research.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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