After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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