he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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