Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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