we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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