awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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