She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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