Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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