ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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