4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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