Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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