we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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