So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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