Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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