i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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