Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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