My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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