Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I party with great urgency now.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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