I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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