all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
im on a boat
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