I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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