Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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