If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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