$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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