I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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