You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got chris browned last night
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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