just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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