Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We had sex on a dog bed..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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