How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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