I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
