What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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