Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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