And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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