just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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