i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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