I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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