That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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