how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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