omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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