just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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