a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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