it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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