fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wish you could order shots online.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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