Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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