Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
tell me about the fingering
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