that's an acceptable place to lick
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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