Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
