No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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