Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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